While shopping today, I met the two most adorable 11-month old twins, kickin' in in a double stroller with their rockermom,
Their names were...wait, you had better sit down...
Valentine Megadeath and Violet Metallica.
Their rockermom proceeded to share with me how their asshole Dad was trying to sue for custody because Violet Metallica is the new baby starring on that doctor show "House", and he wants a piece of the money action. And this was especially awful news, on account of the babies born prematurely at one pound and two pounds, respectively and she has had to deal with all of their health problems. Sigh, this story sucks...
OF COURSE the one-pound baby, NOT-childstar got the Megadeath name.
LAme-jem gf
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