I had dinner with an old family friend this evening. Here are some quotes.
(All in an EYE-talian accent):
"You been whorin' round, you-sonofabitch. I hear things."
"Don't cho' lie to me, Tramp-osaurus Rex, I know 'bout your boyfriends."
HIM: "There are a lot of Mooses here, tonight. [At dinner]"
ME: "What? Mooches? Here? At the Restaurant? Huh?
HIM: "No, you sonofabitch, MOOSES-An ugly fucking animal. Ugly horns. FAT. Worthless. Just fuckin' ugly."
Aaaahh-reasons # 874, 875, & 876 NOT to get into organized crime.
love-jem girlfriend
1 comment:
I think that calling a lady a genderly inaccurate name like 'sonofabitch' is both heeee-larious and gangster.
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