A co-worker approaches me today and says, "Dude, I was at Taco Bell and this song was on... and the chorus was YOUR NAME on repeat and I thought...I bet this song is really about HER..."
It probably was.
I have a problem thinking that every dude that I have ever "dated" in a band writes every song about me. Narcissism is one of my disorders I examine on the regular; don't think that I don't know...
One day I say to an old friend in band with an ex-lover, "I swear, that new song, I betcho' it had ME in mind, huh?"
And he says, "Ummm, that song is about GEORGE BUSH".
One, two, fuck you.
ahahahhahah.
love-jem gf
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