health and fitness, health and fitness

Dear diary,

Whenever I think that
dextox/
cleanse/
dry out/
exercise/
focus/
being a good woman/
catching up/
sleeping/
eating/
thinking/
keeping my dick in my pants/
time managing/
waking up in the morning...

...breathe...and...

...IGNORING
cheesedick/
dickbag/
club rat/
ex-bf/
ex-sleepingfriend/
current sleepingfriend/
your friend's sleepingfriend/
drug dealers/
ex-drug dealers/
chumps/
playboys/
geriatrics/
playboy geriatrics/
junkies/
junkie-cutter-dads/
rockstars with girlfriends/
threesome requests (only 5 today!!!)/
children from the club/
promoter/promoter/promoter texts...

...breathe...
…is BORING...
...I remember that I am FULLY Patsy from "Absolutely Fabulous" if I keep it up.


goodnight-jem gf