mercy, mercy me

ALARMING TREND THAT I VEHEMENTLY DISLIKE…
…called pointless checking in on Blackberry Messenger and/or Facebook. I am specifically referring to MAN life in the above mentioned. FYI- Women have every right to social network. And, manly men do, as well, BUT IN SMALL DOSES.
Translation-NOT AS A LIFESTYLE IF YOU ARE OVER THE AGE OF 35, MEN.

Hey, GROWN ASS MEN- get the fuck off of the social networking world if you wish to remain dignified. Checking in, check in. Dude check in. What up. Play-by-play. Hey. Hey. Bbm is for girls!!! Facebook is for ’tweens and girls! I don't want to chat, be clever, one-up/one-liners all damn day on my phone when I could be having human interaction with a MAN.

This aspect of the future/modern dating life BUMS me out. And don't get me wrong, I love texting as much as any other 20- something GIRL. The shocking amount of text quantity vs. text quality is the issue at hand. These 'check-ins' will occur with rapid frequency from the day you exchange PINS---->3 years if you do not play your cards right with some dudes.

"HEY BABE"
"BABY, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THOSE BEAUTIFUL______."
"{COCKSHOT}"
“SEND ME A PIC!”
"WHAT UP?"
“YOU ARE PERFECT.”

I want to talk about plans, plans to ACTUALLY get to know one and other.
And/or some real content.
I am green puke face x infinity about constant check in.
Vapid, shallow, frivolous BS, our bbm/facebook/future typing life, is.

Here are some ideas of MAN things that you could discuss, other than type me your default, run of the mill, soft-core porn scripts:

Acquisitions/mergers
Athletic activities
Driving fast
Chopping wood
Political news stories in the paper/online
Movies we will watch this week
What you are reading/working on
Date plans
How you contribute to society
Your creative endeavors
Dinner ideas

Get the drift? Enough of the meaningless check in!

Why. Bother. Want. More,

"Heart"
"Surprised face"
"Tongue stick-out face"
"Smiley face'

love- strategist jem girlfriend