22.11.08

Just So You Know, So You Don't Keep Fucking Up




When you think you have said something funny and no one responds with a laugh or comment, shut the fuck up. Please don't repeat it. It's embarrassing for you and it makes me uncomfortable.

"HEY,GIRLS, I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUILD ONE'A THOSE ISLAND STATES IN DUBAI, I THINK I WILL BUILD AN ISLAND IN THE SHAPE OF YOUR TITS. UH HAH HUH HA. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 19 BILLION FOR AN ISLAND IN DUBAI IN THE SHAPE OF YOUR TITS, BABE?"

"SILENCE."

"HEY,GIRLS, I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUILD ONE'A THOSE ISLAND STATES IN DUBAI, I THINK I WILL BUILD AN ISLAND IN THE SHAPE OF YOUR TITS. UH HAH HUH HA. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 19 BILLION FOR AN ISLAND IN DUBAI IN THE SHAPE OF YOUR TITS, BABE?"


"SILENCE."

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