where IS that island...

...and HOW can you move there without hitting it?

That is what we say about the dudes who come on so strong to spend some time together... and then... vanish. VANISH BEFORE CONSUMMATING THE RELATIONSHIP!!! They must just disappear to this "pretend island".

It can be the only explanation, really. Sosososos strong. Constant attention for days, weeks on end, a casual date involving ZERO sex, and then disappear. Hmmmm.

I need to clarify: if you have a date and decide that this is not a love match and you are not compatible-PLEASE GIVE US A ONE NIGHT STAND OUT OF IT! We want to "make out" just as much (dare I say ‘more?) as dudes, and if you are going to peace out without explanation, at LEAST provide a sexual encounter as a parting gift.
This is necessary if you are a nice guy for two reasons.

ONE: Give the lady a story, I mean, if you are going to come on like a speed train, FINISH THE TRANSACTION! You get to get laid, we get to get laid, and we can sit around with our girlfriends and talk about how the sex was so-so, anyway. It is a “nicer guy” thing to do! Let us blame it on the bedroom!
TWO: I like to solidify the myth in dumb child model brains that “if you sleep with a dude, he will never call you, again”. PLEASE, PLEASE allow this urban legend to flourish. That story makes the world go round and allows those of us in on the secret that it is NOT 1947 to remain sexually free, while the sugarfreeredbullforbrains cries at the afterparty.

love-
strategist jem girlfriend